Score: 9

"Awesome."

submission: Dv - Train Tracks

date: January 7, 2009

You are one of a handful of flash artists on Newgrounds who churns out something authentically funny to someone who isn't 13.

And I do love me some funny reaction faces.

Score: 10

"An accurate portrayal of mankind's desperation."

submission: Gears of Awesome

date: November 24, 2008

While I feel that at times a human under stress could be slightly more intelligible, you have indeed captured the general consensus of what common test subjects thrown in to a post-apocalyptic warground have in fact felt. I would like to work with you two to run more intensive testing on this scenario. I feel it would be best for civilization if we were to partner up and investigate the innermost sanctums of the human mind under these times of duress.

I feel that this "Dom" (hereby referred to as Exhibit A) is in fact not primitive or barbaric, but is fueled by the deep desire to find his spouse. If in fact he were to find her, I wonder what the results could equate to? We should investigate this possibility as well.

(cool movie bro.)

Score: 10

"Oh god."

submission: John McCain

date: October 22, 2008

My mind has been unlocked. I might actually vote for McCain now.

Score: 9

"Bitch"

submission: CS Tutorials Part 1 & 2

date: April 14, 2005

You have to include me, man. If it weren't for my running out spraying, you wouldn't have a decoy to kill.