Score: 9

"Awesome."

submission: Dv - Train Tracks

date: January 7, 2009

You are one of a handful of flash artists on Newgrounds who churns out something authentically funny to someone who isn't 13.

And I do love me some funny reaction faces.

Score: 10

"An accurate portrayal of mankind's desperation."

submission: Gears of Awesome

date: November 24, 2008

While I feel that at times a human under stress could be slightly more intelligible, you have indeed captured the general consensus of what common test subjects thrown in to a post-apocalyptic warground have in fact felt. I would like to work with you two to run more intensive testing on this scenario. I feel it would be best for civilization if we were to partner up and investigate the innermost sanctums of the human mind under these times of duress.

I feel that this "Dom" (hereby referred to as Exhibit A) is in fact not primitive or barbaric, but is fueled by the deep desire to find his spouse. If in fact he were to find her, I wonder what the results could equate to? We should investigate this possibility as well.

(cool movie bro.)

Score: 10

"Oh god."

submission: John McCain

date: October 22, 2008

My mind has been unlocked. I might actually vote for McCain now.

Score: 9

"I laughed. Kind of rare for me to do, good job."

submission: Cup o Democracy

date: October 22, 2008

This flash to me represents my ideal NG, where slightly more subtle humor and blatant humor mix together, and the artstyle isn't generic anime with failed anatomy. The sealing deal for me were the video games on the monitors behind captain capitalism. I want to play Zork now.

I'm not feeling very tl;dr-ish right now so I'll leave it at that.

Score: 7

"Has potential, just didn't fully deliver."

submission: Gamer Kids: TimeSplitters

date: October 22, 2008

I'm an avid fan of the timesplitters series as a whole, so I came in to this video holding my breath and praying it isn't like some of the stuff on the front page, the stuff overvoted by kids who like recycled jokes and kicking dead horses.

I was quaintly surprised. The dialogue was well done, especially on Kenkaku's part (mainly because Brawl Taunts was kind of... 5/10 for me, and so Rina-chan's voicework just kind of reminds me of the whole 'on-par flash' enclave that seemingly fills the portal. Nothing personal.) While the jokes were generally good, the butts on fire part just didn't get a smirk out of me. I guess I got a little smile out of the Virus mode part, but the funniest part to me was the LOBOTOMY voiceover. It just felt to be natural in the movie.

On to graphics, before I become even worse of a wall of text. B^U
Your art style is fine for this kind of movie, the casual parody movies that are made just to portray a couple of chuckle-inducing jokes and a 5 minute runtime.

I'm out of stuff to say, so yeah. Good jerb.

Score: 0

"Ugh, I hate mankind."

submission: FF7 -- I Like it Here

date: October 22, 2008

It's a sad day for humanity when a flash composed of shoddily thrown together FBF animations and stale jokes can get front page and 3.84 just for involving FF7.

Seriously guys, FF7 is not THE BEST RPG EVER.

Try FF3 or FF5, or any of the FFT games. You'll then understand what a GOOD storyline is.

Also, I'm gonna say 20 people vote this review useless because they refuse to admit that FF7 is not the GOD TIER of rpgs.

As for this movie, every joke I see in it has been used, either in older more successful submissions, cartoons, or in kindergarten. The FBF animation is choppy at best, and FF7 flashes have been beaten to DEATH (see: LegendaryFrog)

This took you what, an hour to make and a couple minutes to splice soundfiles in? You'll find your work to be better if you pick a more original topic, chip in a bit of work. Make some movies and if they aren't up to what you find on the top submissions (aside from stuff up there that is just crap in a pretty package [see: xionic madness]) then trash it and start over. You'll find once you find one worth submitting, I'll enjoy it, and so will the collective of newgrounds.

Score: 0

"I can't even play SF3 anymore"

submission: Xionic Madness 2

date: October 2, 2008

Without being reminded of this overhyped flash series that should never have graced the front page.

Horrible dialog doesn't matter when you have AWESOME HARDCORE DBZ FIGHT SCENES XD KAWAII DESU NE shit.

Just. Let this end. Please.

Score: 9

"God."

submission: Hotdog Acidtrip!

date: September 22, 2008

I remember the original documentary for this.

The documentary itself was pretty much just a trip.

Score: 0

"Public Service Announcement"

submission: Fighting Game (first)

date: September 22, 2008

Newgrounds is not the place to test actionscript codes you snagged off of a website.

Score: 4

"It's... subpar."

submission: Madness Ownage

date: September 22, 2008

As was previously said, the elevator kill was not well animated nor thought out, and the first kill just looked kind of clunky.

Tests shouldn't be put on the portal, just as a piece of advice.